Dept Chair is freaking me out. Missed our meeting, so I asked him to send email. He says "how about phone?"

ahahahahahhaa....i almost fell off my chair. what the...? a Lion King song in doctor who. ROFL

Ok, peeps! My ass is sunk into this chair! I've been here WAY tooooo long today! Until tomorrow! (or maybe later, lol)

I've uploaded an @YouTube video http://t.co/7bF9NiRw Cobalt: Zooming around on my new chair

@Chair_Row_Key I take a nigga transpass watch you gonna see me

RT @rvsheed: I wish I was a chair..~dacht dat ik de enige was..

If the police pull me over I'll probably get the damn chair

@JoeGentleman94 they all swear do drugs and wear stupid clothes only a I&u person shouts sorry at a penguin and then throws a chair at it

@Heart_MI_Tweets cuz I'm I was tryn 2 give him a chair dance

@SosexyErin now I'm squirming in my chair...geez... ;)

i'm fucken hungry &' this bitch took my chair! >.<

wen i saw him dis evening sitting in that chair i laughed nd said to myself "u aint even worth de tears"

Leg/groin muscle still hurts..guess I'll have to find a table/chair spot tomorrow at the @hansonmusic show tomorrow night?

I wear this crown of shit upon my liar's chair

I've always wanted to spin around in a chair & say "I've been expecting you..."

RT @Natalie4realz: 10: I whip my hair back & forth. 16: I pass my blunt back & forth. 30: I drive my kids back & forth. 80: I rock my chair back & forth.

So I sit and get fried call the weed electric chair

I'm reading The Silver Chair http://t.co/VqGwsKad @GetGlue #TheSilverChair

10: I whip my hair back & forth. 16: I pass my blunt back & forth. 30: I drive my kids back & forth. 80: I rock my chair back & forth.

@ems09yorkie I was stood at the back we got in late and all the good spots were gone. Managed to stand on chair by the end lol.

...And I kick the chair when getting up. LOVELY.

If I put my pillow on the arm of my chair and rest my head on it I can hear noise from two floors down

That awkward moment when @MollyMcDonough2 pulls the chair out from under me at lunch and I end up on the ground with a bruised butt. #karma

@JoshPoiint0 Her jacket was on the chair next to mine so I threw it on the floor. She's pissing me off hahaha

@_HaleYeah Yes I do... I may nut in the chair lol

Imagine my surprise to see my office chair for sale at John Lewis _-> http://t.co/CRlmIqjk I didn't pay £375, did buy 60 with custom colour!

i been in this chair for too long

Nitty I'm looking 4 a chair Cusso!!!

i got a chair sit in my crib :)

“@CANTgetanyMOORE: i tried to give Que the corner |_ but it looked like my chair _|.. so chair will be _/” I cnt deal w/ u today!!!!!

This old lady driving a wheel chair started backing up & i was like, right behind her! lmao .

RT @You_Know_Him_to: I just randomly start laughing think about how Brandon hit dude with the chair Lmfaooo

I'm about to use this cat post as a chair

I'm falling asleep in this massage chair, I need my bed !

Sitting in the chair waiting for my turn...I'm scared as FUCK!

Im sitting in a very loud chair, I've had to sit totally still for the last two hours. 40 more minutes to go!

I wanna go play wheel chair bball.....lbs

There's no worse feeling than that second I'm sure I'm going to die, after leaning my chair back a little too far. #TFB

@James_orr7 sweet man, I have to pairs lying on my chair looking great!x

@majornelson Looks like I won't be leaving this chair any time soon.

@violentflux link doesn't work. But now I've seen the pic on big screen I can see the writing says chair. So that explains the 3 chairs!

RT @bwoi1da: When I go for a haircut I tell myself to get something different. Then when I get on the chair I tell my barber to give me the usual...#sigh

RT @_JianAn: RT @yesitsdorcas: If I see you I would..... slap your face..... with a chair

But still I need first chair in orchestra & idk about choir.

@NinevehDinha me & my friend just met you at the capitol I was in a wheel chair you are so beautiful you made our day

@jacy_keller1221 I'm bout to stick a chair in the middle of the road to keep em from clearing it! But I love you too😊 glad I made your day!

RT @MrEpicMind: 10: I whip my hair back & forth. 16: I pass my blunt back & forth. 30: I drive my kids back & forth. 80: I rock my chair back & forth.

It feels great know that all Dair's photos are just a dream sequence, but I really want a Chair moment

RT @rvsheed: I wish I was a chair..