Guys can you help me please. My gravy is always lumpy, do i make it with a spoon fork or whiskk??

"I like to finger myself with a spoon. Do you like to finger yourself with a spoon?" Me:"No I like to use a fork." hahahha.

Dear Fork, I know you havent seen me since i ranaway with dish, but you have a son, his name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely Spoon.

RT @iGetLaughs: Dear Fork, Just Letting You Know I Named The Baby 'Spork', Although She Looks Like Me, She Has Your Hair.. Love, Spoon

Dear Fork, Just Letting You Know I Named The Baby 'Spork', Although She Looks Like Me, She Has Your Hair.. Love, Spoon

RT @iGetLaughs: Dear Fork, Just Letting You Know I Named The Baby 'Spork', Although She Looks Like Me, She Has Your Hair.. Love, Spoon

RT @iGetLaughs: Dear Fork, Just Letting You Know I Named The Baby 'Spork', Although She Looks Like Me, She Has Your Hair.. Love, Spoon

@Real_Liam_Payne i personally asked for a fork instead of a spoon yesterday in a cafe, you should applaud me

“@sophiemorleyx: Ummm where's my spoon tonight? :| get me back to Egypt!!” no spoon, you can have a fork instead ;) lol x

Went to go eat. When I sat down I took a fork and a spoon. @JomerEspirituuu what have you done to me!?!?!? D:

@Real_Liam_Payne ill fork you if you spoon me. #1Dpickuplines.

Going to spoon and fork for darraghs bday just another thing that reminds me of you #yourfaverestaurant

Please Don't Smack Your Gum Or Food Around Me. OR Let Your Teeth Scraape The Spoon Or Fork You're Eating With. Thaat Shit Annoys Me Soo Bad.

@Reyahhh okay bro you "fork" me and I'll "spoon" you. N now you put it like dah I will lol fed me with your hands and shit lol

RT @soundsgoatsmake @SandGuevar spoon me bitch.<<only if you fork me Bitch.

@Real_Liam_Payne since you cant spoon me, will you fork me instead? xox

mum "you're such a spoon." me "i'm not a spoon, liam payne doesn't like spoons" mum "well then you're a fork, you're such a fork." mother...

- @HisTweetTease just asked me do you eat soup with a spoon or a fork! Lol #ReallyTho do it matter!

@OvOKilla when you learn how to use a spoon and fork correctly come hola at me lmao

dear 10 year old sitting next to me in restraunt, you have a fork, dont eat your salad with a spoon. #welcometoreality

You Aint Tryna Use Your Fork And Dip Your Spoon With Me

RT @Charli_Styles: @Real_Liam_Payne since you can't spoon me, fork me? ;)

@Real_Liam_Payne since you can't spoon me, fork me? ;)

RT @WeWantNialler: eating ice cream with a fork is fucking hard so i just use a spoon. you can yell at me for being a directionator but really?

RT @WeWantNialler: eating ice cream with a fork is fucking hard so i just use a spoon. you can yell at me for being a directionator but really?

RT @WeWantNialler: eating ice cream with a fork is fucking hard so i just use a spoon. you can yell at me for being a directionator but really?

eating ice cream with a fork is fucking hard so i just use a spoon. you can yell at me for being a directionator but really?

@FoRK_Then_Spoon How U doing miss?---Can U Do Me a Favor & follow My Official Page..I got some tweets i wanna share with you on ==> @iamEROC

If you haven't already seen it - check out this review of the MAM Bowl and Fork & Spoon set - A very please... http://t.co/O0a6WERA

@SarahButlerFord aha, so you are comparing me to a 6 yr old? ;0) Hmm, didn't come out of that well lol. I have a fork, a spoon and a pen!

“@SeleenieWeenie Spoon me :} "@DeLaRosaItza: fork you"”anytime babe <3 haha

Spoon me :} "@DeLaRosaItza: fork you"

I asked my brother to get me a spoon, and do you know what he came back with? A fork.

@KailaCookies OMG my dream came true. you tweeted me back. you are the apple of my eye. the fork to my spoon. the peanut butter to my jelly.

Get it, Mike! And thanks to Aaron at Fork and Spoon Records for making these recordings so that we (and you) can... http://t.co/axyutqUG

Scissor, spoon and fork! RT @arousingalina @kristen_krunk only if you scissor me

@Real_Liam_Payne,did you know I once refused to use a spoon at a restaurant and I had to use a fork,for my soup?,took me ages to eat:(

Dear Fork, Just Letting You Know I Named The Baby 'Spork', Although She Looks Like Me, She Has Your Hair.. Love, Spoon

mom- you spoon ? me- i cuddle . mom- well fork you . me- lolololol #nevernormalconversations

RT @iGetLaughs: Dear Fork, Just Letting You Know I Named The Baby 'Spork', Although She Looks Like Me, She Has Your Hair.. Love, Spoon

RT @yeahfuckthis: @tinacarzon lmaoo I remember I was doing that at your house even though you gave me a spoon and fork.

RT @iGetLaughs: Dear Fork, Just Letting You Know I Named The Baby 'Spork', Although She Looks Like Me, She Has Your Hair.. Love, Spoon

RT @iGetLaughs: Dear Fork, Just Letting You Know I Named The Baby 'Spork', Although She Looks Like Me, She Has Your Hair.. Love, Spoon

RT @iGetLaughs: Dear Fork, Just Letting You Know I Named The Baby 'Spork', Although She Looks Like Me, She Has Your Hair.. Love, Spoon

RT @iGetLaughs: Dear Fork, Just Letting You Know I Named The Baby 'Spork', Although She Looks Like Me, She Has Your Hair.. Love, Spoon

RT @iGetLaughs: Dear Fork, Just Letting You Know I Named The Baby 'Spork', Although She Looks Like Me, She Has Your Hair.. Love, Spoon

RT @iGetLaughs: Dear Fork, Just Letting You Know I Named The Baby 'Spork', Although She Looks Like Me, She Has Your Hair.. Love, Spoon

RT @iGetLaughs: Dear Fork, Just Letting You Know I Named The Baby 'Spork', Although She Looks Like Me, She Has Your Hair.. Love, Spoon