I cannot hold my laughter in any longer; the title just screams 'WELL, YOU DON'T SAY?' *top hat* "How to spot a gay" - http://t.co/kKdux8mG

Is it safe to say LA LIGA title is ours?? CR7 hat-trick and an assist. against a top 4 team!

@Darchy17 me and @greigd7 are at top hat defending the title #newpartner #champions

New Mens White Top Hat - 100% Wool, Extremely Stylish, Very High Quality! http://t.co/kHRIG1EV-

@Killjoy84 Mainly because it's insane. And the cat of the title is incredibly fucking suave. He wears a top hat and cape!