Short, simple and delicious. This recipe doesn't mince words or steps. Cheese, butter, milk and eggs, join macar... http://t.co/I0snEzox

In da words of @Stick_Of_Butta never put all ur eggs in one basket....will I ever will I ever...@Niasia_Marie19 people make me ctfuu

@P_EGGS maybe it would be easier if you could use the right words...idiot lol

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Apparently, certain words you use on Twitter trigger weird eggs/bots RTing or mentioning you with a random link.

“@JustTarv: Fighting words 👊 RT @TiarahMichelle: someone should throw eggs at nicki minaj” 😱

Fighting words 👊 RT @TiarahMichelle: someone should throw eggs at nicki minaj

The reason eggs mention you is because of key words you use like I mention dish network n 3 eggs mention me

Two words, scotch eggs

Not the best pick-up line. RT @sideshow_jenny: Words that probably should never be said to your roommate: "Hey wanna see my eggs?" @crtsj01

Words that probably should never be said to your roommate: "Hey wanna see my eggs?" @crtsj01

Get to tafe and they're cooking bacon and eggs. Awesome. first words I hear are "sunny side up?". Bailing.

Green Eggs and Ham has only 50 words. It was written as a bet to prove he could do it.

A queen bee lays 1500 eggs a day Please RT! Life's deepest wisdom in 7 Words: http://t.co/C2l13UOy

Words cannot express how much I like playing duets w Steve Cardenas @lillacafe right now. So I'll eat steak and eggs instead

Story Time! - Your story has to have the words: -Teapot -Hat -Banana -Socks -Eggs -Ego - No Alts - Prize? 10k!... http://t.co/tjCtYPwO

And so we embark, the journey of words. What I feel I was born todo from the day dad's semen clashed with moms eggs. Lmao, crap!!!!! Lego!!

Lol fatass RT @BreAlwaysWiin: I just read #oomfs tweets abt bacon eggs and toast and got real hungry just from reading the words lol

I just read #oomfs tweets abt bacon eggs and toast and got real hungry just from reading the words lol

“@thehungrydudes: Sometimes words just get in the way http://t.co/vYaQ59eo #bacon”@doughtybrian @TheDoughty

RT @thehungrydudes: Sometimes words just get in the way http://t.co/LZvR7teP #bacon

Sometimes words just get in the way http://t.co/gZbEXKFT #bacon

Eggs? Trolls? What are these words? Why have they found their way into our beautiful language?

I offer a few words of advice - don't let eggs roll off the worktop, they generally then smash on the floor!!

A queen bee lays 1500 eggs a day Please RT! Life's deepest wisdom in 7 Words: http://t.co/mjB5QpCz

@HestBlumenthal 3 words" low and slow" who would have thought it you are a genius, eggs for every meal!!!

Omg do these random eggs n people randomly tweet u based on key words or sum shit lol

«@CraigMcFried215 I like eggs»<~~~~~ i met u with those WORDS nigga

RT @JdmQuellz: words digg deep and lay eggs don't belive me? How about the words I love you or I hate you

words digg deep and lay eggs don't belive me? How about the words I love you or I hate you

We thought about putting words in their Easter Eggs to spell out, "We're all going to Disney World".

@Chewy_Baybee girl. dem eggs/spam be thirsty for you to say they trigger words.! lol

Lol RT @Action0419 Just read Green Eggs and Ham for Cori bed time story ..whew! The longest book with fewest words ever. Lol

Just read Green Eggs and Ham for Cori bed time story ..whew! The longest book with fewest words ever. Lol

"Green Eggs and Nigga" wise words of my main bitchhhh @G00D_FEELiNG #DEAD

Oh. My. God. Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives is featuring a place that makes Soft-shell Crab Eggs Benedict. I don't even have words. #foodwhore

"@BrookeyB14: @C__Anderson I have 2 words for you. Bacon & Eggs!! ha #NoExcuses #PlayLikeAChampion"yum wish I cudda had me some

Maybe my neighbors don't say hello because I spend my Saturday mornings cooking eggs and screaming the words to Bikini Kill songs.

Never count your eggs before they hatch in other words don't get to bragin bout someone you talking to til they really serious bout you

#iGotNoRespectForYou if you can't spell simple words , we all went to school #eggs

in the words of @iAmCaseyAnne "when life gives you eggs.." loooooooooooool

@ShawnJohnson I'm pretty sure the words 'microwave' and 'eggs' were never meant to go together...

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@hoofmoer hehehe. gets them all horribly wrong.Funny! It repremands me when I use swear words, but one thing is for sure, Siri HATES eggs!

@C__Anderson I have 2 words for you. Bacon & Eggs!! Made my tweets public just for you! ha #NoExcuses #PlayLikeAChampion

Words tired of these eggs with they giftcards and job offers 😡RT @TRUIDENTITY: This spam shit it crazy!!!!!!

In the words of geraldine granger, "bestill my beating eggs." http://t.co/sor65jSs

Words are like eggs, wen broken........

RT @VannaMarieDOE: @iMac_NOapple they RAPED ME OF MY WORDS!! They just agree that u a GEE n they fkz witchu too:) i got u groupie eggs. Haha..

@iMac_NOapple they RAPED ME OF MY WORDS!! They just agree that u a GEE n they fkz witchu too:) i got u groupie eggs. Haha..