@TheEllenShow Why does Ellen love alphabet soup? Because she loves spellen. #ClassicJokeMonday

@TheEllenShow Why does Ellen love alphabet soup?Because she loves spellen. But when portia comes to shove, she’ll settle for other soups too

RT @Mom2EmNAbby: “@MensHQ: I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that.” @mickd2011

RT @iTweetYouLoL: I can eat alphabet soup and shit out a more intelligent conversation, than you

Benefits plans are like "alphabet soup" to some workers http://t.co/KgwPUAze ↯↯ESL Power↯↯ http://t.co/VMWOgDmm

I could eat a bowl of Alphabet Soup and shit out a better conversation than you

Ooh! I want some alphabet soup! XD

RT @Monknificent: Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Alphabet soup for lunch, I'm swear I'm an adult http://t.co/3DKsNamQ

What if alphabet soup consistently spelled out obscene words?

“@Monknificent: Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?” Lol probably not.

Tasting Alphabet Soup On The Internet Ink: .gfU http://t.co/SERD8iqJ

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

RT @LadyPio_42: "@MensHQ: I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that." @friend33rick

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

RT @zacfacts: #irony - illiterate people eating alphabet soup

Benefits plans are like "alphabet soup" to some workers http://t.co/e0PZKbCT #hr #benefits

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RT @LaflammeMelissa: "I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that."

"I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that."

#irony - illiterate people eating alphabet soup

I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that!

I eat a bowl of alphabet soup and I shit a better arguement than that.

Alphabet soup @lito615

I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup & shit a better argument than that.

William Wegman: Fay Presents Alphabet Soup [VHS]: http://t.co/0vogVgyc

Call Me Girl 12X12 Alphabet Soup Paper (My Minds Eye): MY MINDS EYE-Alphabet Soup: Girl. This package contains t... http://t.co/vRQr9wAD

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup, and shit out a better argument than that.

"See these orange bubbles? Looks like a whole bunch of alphabet soup I KNOW" -Mrs chute. #what?

If I manufactured Alphabet Soup I'd occasionally group the phrase TWISTED NIPPLE FUCK together.

AK, SK turn him to alphabet soup

RT @haseeb_syed: I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument that that

I'm craving Campbell's Alphabet Soup right about now..

Mobility's alphabet soup. Or as SNL puts it, and old persons nightmare http://t.co/zXRoVtTX

@MartinMcAuley We can just wait and see what comes along. You can NEVER grant an amnesty to that group of alphabet soup gangsters. NEVER.

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument then that

We're playing with words - and I don't mean alphabet soup! - http://t.co/DbufHngo

RT@Nann_Nigga: @ChampagneCorte You drink cold duck andre with your alphabet soup out of #BatmanForever glasses!!!!!!

@ChampagneCorte You drink cold duck andre with your alphabet soup out of #BatmanForever glasses!!!!!!

RT @grayLP: Bitch please, I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

V TechVT http://t.co/SCFm5kLt

Hull's finest Alphabet Soup - 'bit like a wedding disco gone wrong' - will be rockin the SILENT DISCO at #tootingtales, YES! @alph_soup_hull

Close to retirement? Here are the FAQs for your IRA, 401(k), SSA and more alphabet soup... http://t.co/mxrXDGDX

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Bitch please, I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that.

RT @DeathSwallow: ''I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that.''