@BadBanana_ #slut

@swachmp tweet number two! The accounts I was going to say to follow are @badbanana and @kellyoxford. Many more where that came from!

Not exactly sure where my thought process was when deciding to wear yoga pants in below freezing weather

badbanana I used your photo, and I think it actually increased the rate at which my "friends" posted

@Joeboon @badbanana :-) ... just use the Flickr API, you'll have the book done by the end of the day!

@phdalternative Follow immediately: RobinMcCauley shelbyfero badbanana thesulk kellyoxford UncleDynamite andylevy aimeemann

badbanana I used your photo, and I think it actually increased the rate at which my "friends" posted

RT @badbanana: 128 stunning photos of famous bridges. There, I just wrote a coffee table book. <<<< And sadly I would buy two!

@badbanana genius, party of you.

RT @BestAt: RT @badbanana: My wax museum is going to start small by focusing on famous people who look like candles.

@dickandbones uff always thinking! :*

@BadBanana_ we will use a rubber fist

@dickandbones omg my pumpkin pie :( we need that hand to fulfill our sexual tendencies. What now?!

RT @BestAt: RT @badbanana: Think of a number. Now double it. Add thirteen. Divide by four. Aaand, I don't know where I'm going with this. Sorry.

@BadBanana_ i was baking grasped the handle with my whole hand =( 2nd degree burn, less than 1 degree than yours

@dickandbones What happened child?

@PatrickLawlerDP @TroyD_Movie @MileyCyrus @dpEEF @badbanana @JensenClan88 @JosephKahn @PatxisPizza @LaughingSquid Pat, leave Miley alone.

@TroyD_Movie follow @MileyCyrus @dpEEF @badbanana @JensenClan88 @JosephKahn @PatxisPizza @LaughingSquid

All of a sudden everyone is a music expert on twitter....

I fucking hate the grammys but honestly Paul McCartney sounded sooo sexy

@AidaKuc Whenever you want mami

@BadBanana_ when are you me and aldijana hanging out!!

#TweetOfTheDay: @badbanana: Think I have cabin fever. Just broke out in shingles and little windows.

Why do Carla and Ramona look like twins in this scene? #mobwives

Hahahah Carla you bad ass #mobwives

Ramona has these weird one liners, it's like shut the fuck up or shut the fuck up #mobwives

I really wanna know who Karens stunt double is on that bike #mobwives #gotemm

RT @badbanana Think I have cabin fever. Just broke out in shingles and little windows.

Noooo Goose died! :'(

The only blonde I will ever love is Joe Hart

Damn I love Top Gun~

Further on the edge the hotter the intensity

RT @donmelton: @badbanana Don't do anything rash then.

Yeah, I'm late, but I have some hilarious #FF recommendations: @clarkekant @donni @luiki89 @badbanana @IdStandOnThat @thebadlemon @scirc

@badbanana slap some salve on that before you break out with second-stage blisters and shutters.

giggle. RT @badbanana: Think I have cabin fever. Just broke out in shingles and little windows.

It might be a surprise but its true. That Im not like u and I dont want ur advice or ur praise or to move in the way u do. And I never will

@badbanana might start if your sewer backs up

Hahahaha!!! RT @badbanana Think I have cabin fever. Just broke out in shingles and little windows.

RT @badbanana : Think I have cabin fever. Just broke out in shingles and little windows. @cabinporn

“@badbanana: Think I have cabin fever. Just broke out in shingles and little windows.” #fb

RT @badbanana: Think I have cabin fever. Just broke out in shingles and little windows.

RT @badbanana: Think I have cabin fever. Just broke out in shingles and little windows.

@badbanana Congrats on your 250★ tweet! http://t.co/r852zfKx

Ah! You have a *PANE* in your side! RT @badbanana: Think I have cabin fever. Just broke out in shingles and little windows.

@UncleDynamite But you and I old boy, WE are the kidney stones. @badbanana @sween

When I first signed onto Twitter, @badbanana and @sween were the foundation stones of Twitter comedy. They still are. Go see.

@badbanana I have cabin fever. broke out in shingles and little windows > you could make some money with a version of little windows

badbanana: Think I have cabin fever. Just broke out in shingles and little windows.

"@badbanana: Think I have cabin fever. Just broke out in shingles and little windows." #someonejustsaid